Science Of The Light

 This medical procedure to remove unused sunlight from a patient's finger will one day be common place. 

Dr. Will Seeyounow, the expert pioneering who is light finger surgery said, "We're pushing the boundaries of medical science. Today, it's the removal of sunlight from fingers to reduce the condition of light-fingered individuals prone to crime. This is one step towards being able to inject raw sunlight to the bottoms of people who are jealous of siblings and they too can have the sunshine out of their backsides."

The doctor continued, "We expect this surgery will be even more popular than Botox, and even less regulated. Hospitals in Turkey are already advertising the role of light-o-suction surgeon on Gumtree, and after many months they have successfully sold an unused treadmill."

Nah, only kidding. It's another picture taken in my pocket taken by my old rubbish mobile phone. I've still got quite a few to post and will do so extremely sporadically whenever the mood takes me. 😀

CAN WE BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT?

It's our regular paragraph highlighting the work of charities tied in to the theme of the post. You may or may not have figured out that Dr. Will Seeyounow isn't a real doctor. We (well, some joke-writer in the 20th C) made him up. But what isn't made is cleft lips. Operation Smile aim to help thousands of children with life-changing surgery. Now, that's a worthy cause.