Call Mulder and Scully. Call the the Men in Black! Call Frank Black! Call Batman! Call the Tellytubbies to see if one of them is expecting a visitor!
Normally whenever some crack-pot says they've spotted an alien yo think "nah, nutter. Let's just take away the bottle of Diamond White shall we?" When they have photographic evidence it's normally grainy too, so still not very believable.
Now, I bring you this indisputable evidence. Yes, granted it's a bit grainy and yes, I would like another drink, but well. Oh, hang on. Apparently it's another picture taken in my pocket by my muppet of a phone. Phooey. I was going to send it to the press. Call the National Enquirer, you say? Oh, okay then. 👽
Normally whenever some crack-pot says they've spotted an alien yo think "nah, nutter. Let's just take away the bottle of Diamond White shall we?" When they have photographic evidence it's normally grainy too, so still not very believable.
Now, I bring you this indisputable evidence. Yes, granted it's a bit grainy and yes, I would like another drink, but well. Oh, hang on. Apparently it's another picture taken in my pocket by my muppet of a phone. Phooey. I was going to send it to the press. Call the National Enquirer, you say? Oh, okay then. 👽
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